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Contouring and Highlighting Step-by-Step. 
This tutorial will show you step by step how to contour and highlight your face . It’s very easy. You will need two foundations one for contouring and one for highlighting. Just follow the tutorial and enjoy !

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The evolution of girl gamers

Boy gamers are so self-centered they act as though women haven’t been playing video games for decades, and then act horrified when the female gamers who have always been there actually become visible and vocal about the rampant misogyny that has infected the gaming world. 

Like seriously, how entitled do you have to be that women saying “it sure would be nice if I wasn’t treated like shit while enjoying the games I play” translates to “I must be catered to” when video games have LITERALLY been catered to men for decades? 

More like:

I didn’t get all the dates, but I think you can get the point.

Also considered posting my own personal gaming history, but I would’ve had to go back to the 80s for that. e_e

Been playing since I was old enough to hold the NES controller.

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Hey Anon! Sorry I took so long to answer this—I wanted to do something more in-depth over just a ‘ok draw a circle now MAKE IT AWSUM.’ I also tried to recall from other tutorials stuff in them I didn’t feel like they spoke about.

also—I’m very sorry I don’t have more advice to give about ears. I am not completely confident with them yet! Gotta keep practicing.

As always, I am not 100% correct on everything, so feel free to use what you want and ignore what you don’t want!

Here’s some more tutorials on noses and ears that might be helpful, if this one isn’t:

Step-by-step coloring nose tutorial

Another nose tutorial!

Ear tutorial by the same artist. This artist has TONS of other useful tutorials too, btw!

More noses.

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"


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do you think i could find stalinXtrotsky fan fiction



my kind of au


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I once kicked somebody out of my bed


I once kicked somebody out of my bed after he tried slipping his dick inside of me without a condom, and then whinged about how they “dull the sensation.” As if I give a fuck. Sex need not revolve around the man being pleasured at the expense of the lady’s health. He grew increasingly confused,…

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Staying Safe While Wearing Less



When your minuscule Spring Break clothes are leaving little to the imagination, it can be a little more difficult than usual to find a safe and concealed place to keep your condoms.

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Hey, I'm re-writing the nasty monster thing and I was wondering if I could get some input on Vikings and exile? Did they do it? And if so, what got someone exiled? Any rules around it? Thank you for your time!



The Vikings did practice something akin to exile.  They practiced a system called “outlawry,” which has some pretty interesting aspects to it.  While standard exile is just, “Get out of our country.  See you never,” outlawry was a bi more…more.

The Icelandic loved outlawry as a punishment.  The rest of the civilization outlawed people, too, but the Icelandic seemed to have a particular affinity for it.  It was their most common form of punishment.  I think it’s because the punishment carries a sort of Hunger Games quality to it that they found vastly entertaining.  The Icelandic were assholes.

There were two types of outlawry: full outlawry (skóggangur) and lesser outlawry (fjörbaugsgarður)

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Yes, this was super helpful! Thank you so, so, so much!

As I was reading I was thinking Lesser Outlaw totally fit what happens to Hiccup, so that’s perfect!  Though he doesn’t quite make the three-year mark in hitchups… he has to negotiate his return, but perhaps I can wiggle things around for him to negotiate his three safe-places instead?  I know it’s supposed to happen when he’s sentenced, but since it was mostly an implied sentence on his half (having just up and left)…?  Well, there’s a lot of grey area in there, anyway.  Maybe I’ll just stretch the time he was gone.  And I think killing mama-death is a big enough gesture to erase his stigma.

It’s interesting though—as I read this I was thinking what a great “hiccstrid” deviation it would be for those two to be outlawed together, and then have to form their own shelter and lives together through that.  Talk about a crowd pleaser. XD

You have have scared me away from Iceland forever.

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